What’s wrong little man? Are you too afraid of having that little wanker played with? Don’t worry, I won’t be touching it–you will. You’re going to squeeze it and poke at it. You’re going to make sure that nasty little thing doesn’t touch me. Come on, I know you can do it. Can’t you hide it in those silly frilly panties and get it all worked up without precum? I doubt it. So sad you are.

I had to roll my eyes at submissive sean today. I made him take a bath because after he raked the leaves in the yard he was cold and soaked by all the rain. I didn’t want him to catch a cold so I made him draw up a hot bath and get into it. He’s still going through his transformation so I let him put a little bit of pretty rose bath oil and some salts. He still really gets manly body odor and I’m just not sure how to get rid of it.

While he was in the bath he squirted me with his little yellow rubber ducky. Now, normally I would have laughed and played along, but I just wasn’t in the mood after he got water all over the carpet and bathroom floor. I was so angry with him that I made him pretend like the rubber ducky was a strap on and he had to suck on it. Have you ever seen a grown man with a rubber ducky in his mouth? Total failure!

He enjoyed it so much that he actually sucked the head off  the ducky when it squirted in his mouth! Now how pathetic is that?

I guess he’ll just have to save up his money that he gets from doing little chores around the house. Although he gives me all of his pay checks from going to work, I do give him a small allowance for being good so he can keep himself looking nice for me. He’ll have to save it up to buy himself a new ducky. Hopefully he won’t suck the head off of this one too.

I didn’t believe it was true until he called me. Today I chatted with the worst excuse for a man I’ve ever spoken with. He is 44 years old and has never been fucked. That’s right. The guy is still a pathetic virgin.

Now, I understand waiting until you’re 20ish. But 44? How in the hell do you wait until you’re 44? He’s obviously shy and a huge loser. My friends and I laughed and laughed. He wanted me to step on his balls and crush them while laughing at his sorry situation.

How many people do you know who are 44 and still haven’t been laid? Even the most pathetic excuses for human life have been laid by at least 30 years old. He was so sad and sorry that we made him crawl on all 4s just to bark like a dog and howl at the moon.

I know that sounds really cruel of me, but this sissy boy actually liked it. He was dying to get humiliated by his Princess. He wanted his Mistress and her friends to tell him what a poor excuse for a human life he was. It was rather funny.

At least he lasted longer than the other cuckold who couldn’t even keep it up for 5 minutes. One mention of my bull taking my bra off and he blew his load all over the phone. *eyes roll*

Maybe the sissy couldn’t even get it up and that is why the cuckold lasted longer. He agreed that his dick was too small for his wee little hands to hold. The world may never know.